I’ve decided I like “cougar” dating.

     When I was—ahem—younger, people of equal age went out, and older men might date younger women.  But a younger man date an older woman?  Not a chance.

      Then the younger men got wise.

      Thank goodness it happened just in time for me to enjoy the benefits.

      Some people still wonder why a younger man would date an older woman.  I tell you in all humility (she said) that the list is too long to write here.  But I can give a short list of the main reasons why dating an older woman is not only cool, but smart—-

     *We know what we like.  There isn’t any, “Oh, I don’t know, you pick for me” garbage.  This extends everywhere, by the way…

     *We know how to please.  And we love doing it.

     *We won’t be beautiful now and an ugly lump in 20 years.  We’re already 20 years down the road, and we still look good.  How can you lose?

     *There’s no possibility of “By the way, I’m pregnant” .

     *We don’t mind paying now and then.  In fact, we enjoy it.

     *Clingy?  We LIKE being without a man.  Why cling?

     *We’re strong enough to hold the man when HE needs to cry.

And that’s just the beginning.  The younger men are having a great time.  And I am, too.

Boy, am I glad I was born when I was…