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I truly do. Even if they are my superbest friends in the universe. Whenever I see a person smiling (not a pretty sight) to himself / herself while texting on the phone, I wanted to smack him / her right in the face with Maxtor 300GB external hard drive. Usually it is a her. I’m sorry but it’s so true. It’s nothing but annoying, especially when you’re stuck WITH the person. Compared to talking on the phone, I hate people who SMS (it’s a tacky abbreviation used A LOT here which annoys me as well) the most.

You know what else I really hate besides people who text a lot on their phones? People sending me text messages with crazy abbreviations. Crazy fucking unreadable abbreviations. Either I ignore them or asked them to write again. I’m not that old but for goodness sake, people, write properly!

I’m okay with familiar jargons like LOL or OMG because I use them occasionally but it’s like, do you really want to shorten every single fucking word? Are you illiterate or something? Can’t you type in full? Is something sticking in your ass you need to hurry while typing the message? I know most people who used these stupid abbreviations are in the 10 to 18 year old demographics so if you’re over 20 and still use them, you’re either an asshole or just a plain retard.

-Anders Hegelund

(By the way. I’m not usually writing angry articles, this is just something that I want to. Most of my articles are way way WAY different from those, and written much nicer. I just wanted to write about stuff that annoys me course it seem that my friends think it’s funny and interesting to read.)

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  • paigeadelaide on Aug 18, 2009

    ahhaaahaaa youu areee soo funny SMACK THEM IN THE FACE haha i cant stop laughing and your totally serious thats what i love about it please let me no what else you hate in a message or something please haaha :D

  • BluSphere on Aug 18, 2009

    Thanks a lot Paigeadelaide! :)
    But yea.. I’m really serious about this.. I really hate it. One of my best friends does this all the time and it’s sooo ANNOYING.
    Thanks, Of course.. I know that this article can’t be taken 100% serious but that’s ok. Thanks for your interest and your comment!

    I will write something more I really hate soon, just for you! D;
    Hehe.

    -Best regards,

    Anders

  • Marie Milton on Aug 18, 2009

    That makes us two of a kind Anders : ) I think I’ve only sent about 5 text messages in my life and they were business people : )
    Thanks for sharing : )

  • BluSphere on Aug 18, 2009

    That’s nice to hear Marie Milton :)
    I think texting is OK… But.. There’s a point where you have to stop!

    Thanks for reading : )

  • Lostash on Aug 18, 2009

    LOL (Sorry!!)…I know EXACTLY what you mean, and I’m twice the age bracket and a bit!!! I hate these messages with so many abbreviations that I can’t actually read them! DELETE!

  • BluSphere on Aug 18, 2009

    Yea I understand what you mean! :)
    Lol and Omg and those normal abbreviations is ok.. But.. yea I hate those weird long ones :b

  • agriculi on Aug 30, 2009

    So do I. I think it’s rude.

  • BluSphere on Aug 31, 2009

    You’re very right Agriculi.

  • Stealth107 on Oct 28, 2009

    And that’s why nobody ever sends me text messages :P
    People use texting like they do twitter – spamming meaningless abbreviated babble to each other.
    Hmmm, SPAB for short. Adjust babble to mutterances and you get SPAM!

    & thtz y nbdy evr sndz me txt msgz :P
    Ppl uz txtn lyk thy do twtr – spmn mnngls abrvd bbl 2 ea othr.
    Hm, SPAB 4 sht. Adj bbl 2 mtrncz & U gt SPAM!

  • BluSphere on Oct 28, 2009

    Ha. I get what you mean Stealth!..
    I just can’t take that way of writing…

  • neopisiva on May 2, 2011

    Ahah,gr8,thx.:)
    Hate this cooment?:)

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