This is my writing of ways to upset people.

Why can’t the United States just go to be a communist nation? I mean, without the dictator. *cough* Obama. *cough*
I think squirrels arn’t cute nor are they friendly.
I don’t like kittens and I eat the heads first off fish crackers.
I hate chocolate.
I don’t like soda.
I don’t like reality shows, anime, or movies.
I think old people smell.
I think most people have horrible breath.
I think most people are weird.
I hate Antartica.
I dislike Europe, both Americas, Africa,  and Asia.
I think Australia is all right though, they have kangaroos.
I don’t like Republicans.
I don’t like Democrats.
I don’t like communists.
I’m an atheist.
I respect films that have David Spade in them; I think I just went a bit too far.

I just want to see how many people got offended. If you were offended, please raise your hand.