Hello. My name is Andy Ma, and I am just your average nerdy normal high school boy. I am 17, nearing adulthood, with a girlfriend. I do so much love her. She is a tad younger than me. Not too young, not too old. I am Chinese American. She is African American. As usual, MY parents don’t approve of interracial relationships. But I really don’t care, because my girl’s parents like me.

Okay… to start things off, we do not have sex. I don’t want it, she doesn’t want it. Why? My reasons are…:

1.) I don’t like it, I have asthma, so doin’ that stuff kinda takes my breath away, you know what I mean? If we did have sex, I wouldn’t be able to finish anyways… -.-

2.) I also don’t want my girl to be pregnant. We wouldn’t be able to support him/her. No job, no income, plus her pain.

3.) And in addition, I heard that sometimes, when a woman gives birth, she can die too. I ain’t gonna risk that, even if it was a 0.01% chance… She’s too oh so dear to me. I’d kill myself if I let that happen.

4.) This is my motto. Like…. I’m chatting to this one guy on the Internet, and he’s like… 

Guy: “so yuh got u a gf huh?”

Andy(Me): “Yeap.”

Guy: “u hav sex yet?”

Andy: “Don’t plan to. It’s risky, ya know?”

Guy: “only risky if she got hiv man, lol”

Andy: (Thinks: What if I have it? *eye rolls*) “I mean she.. nevrmmnd…”

Andy: “Nevermind*.” (Neat freak heheheh)

Guy: “wat?”

Andy: “Nuthin’.”

Guy: “o.o ok… well ima hav  sex with my girl, cuz she wants it, and i do too, irdc cuz i got a job n all”

Andy: “You love ger?”

Andy: “Her*.”

Guy: “hell yea! ima marry her”

Andy: “Whaddaya gonna do after you do that?”

Guy: “hav a hella kids so wen they grow up they support me n get jobs n take care of me”

Andy: (Thinks: What about her…? -.-) “What job you gonna get?”

Guy: “idk”

Andy: “Pretty hard to get jos nowadays…”

Andy: “Jibs*”

Andy: “JONS*”

Guy: “o.o”

Andy: “JOBBBBBBBBBBS*”

Andy: “Lol sorry, my girlfriend’s keyboard is messed up.”

Guy: “lol. but dud y dont u hav sex with her? u scared? trust me it feels good! she wont hurt, n u can wear a condom. ;p”