Ive always known im a hermaphrodite, its rather hard to miss, but whats this 3rd thing i recently grew? its not something males OR females usually ever have, so im… special?

It’s called a tail.
*drags clone to my room to show how to use it*
*then does something* wow, u 2 have tails like me!!! well, i just added a few vertebrate, but it works. woot! it smells like pretzels in here… hmm…. what are we gonna do in here? an well, good thing i brought my hammer and chisel for skull-opening. *stares at pika’s skull deciding where to make the incision*There’s something weird going on. I can’t put my finger on it.
i have a tail….. oh wait thats my 12 ft ….nvm…….