I could spend much time trying to watch romantic movies of Meg Ryan to collect useful bits of information about what they like to be in front, but frankly I do not think Tom Hanks is just a metaphor amorphous really looking guy. And besides, I prefer to take a gin and tonic tonight to train them on the couch after passing through the video store. More embarrassing is that Susi, the clerk, I see rent ‘The wedding of my best friend’ to the complete works of Sasha Grey.

Therefore, a GQ Man is not afraid to take the bull by the horns and going to ask directly to the source. I do not know if they do, but men’s fashion magazines, many women work. They are the ones with the taste necessary to prepare most of our productions, you know what they want and that is the image just showing the world. If there is a canon of male beauty is because they have created. It is therefore important to have shared their secrets with me … and I in you.

Without more, five aspects to take care when confront because we do not doubt it, is what most sets. Not fancy, but a market study: 

1. Hands

It’s like if you ask me why I like them and say that the elbows. Seriously, what kind of fetish weird is that? What must be strong, firm and horny as a worker who takes Coca Cola Light at 11:00 am? For the truth is no. They tell me they have to be clean, maintained, with no nail biting, but trimmed, but without going through the nail. Something like Santa Claus or a nice home. Size do not tell me much, but mobility. Large circles drawn to support the explanations. (Even better left many explanations and listen to what we have to say. The man listens more than 10 speaking and even listening as he talks).
PS: Unfortunately only 16% were fixed on the eyes. I feel like an object.

2. Humor

80% of respondents seek to make them laugh. (I like comedy, Who I was going to say when I took the Yoli to see ‘American Pie’). And you laugh. Rather than smile. Will not work with the strategy of Eugene, to pull the joke and pretend to be serious. More nuanced, positive and anecdotes at all (”Ready, but not ready to move from,” he Chivas). Humor white, thin and attractive, then, and no jokes cronies. “Do not be dull, please (and by” favor “pronounced with the face of prayer)” is a literal lapidary phrase I shrunk the soul. How do you do that?

3. Shoes

Surprisingly sneaks into the top three. So the masculine soul is decoded in response to shoes that his mother has bought one?
- No! Error!, Your mother can not buy things that I’ve heard that too.
- Not even in my holy?
- No! I gave you cookbooks, you’re made of a loafer.

Now I leave you with Paola, because I am unable to paraphrase with the same brilliance what I consider a flawless speech: “The shoes are the essence of a subject’s clothing. For example: ‘Ah, takes about half Baly sports, half shoe,’ and I draw quick conclusions are: ‘It is modern at the same time traditional. Risks with the design but in the background is a great conservative, so like you’re released at the same time modest. He enjoys reading literature but is bored and looking for something used as casually arranged, especially if you have to run away. ” Of course if you are leading a Church or Lotusse, which you are clearly saying is: ‘I am a consultant, banker or lawyer, I like the Mercedes, but when I go out with my friends what I want is a Mini, or, is, I am more than my girlfriend’s life, unless I see, I’m more of the girlfriend next door. Not to come in and if they are strings or loafers, because that is another indicator that has to do with whether it is convenient or they like to have things well tied. And that if you attend the size of the foot. Indeed, size matters. ”

And how would the friend of Forrest Gump, that’s all I have to say about the shoes.

4. Clothing

The search for my lovely clothes that show is fucking classic. It fell for the costumes, but do not require daily, which is content with the “fixed but informal” life. Hate, yes, all traces of metrosexuality (”Do not look in the mirror more than I”) and tight clothing, with special swimsuits marcapaquetes censorship. They strongly condemn. 

 
5. Home

If goes well, the thing just at home. Is especially valued in men not living with their parents, who have all picked up and not keep magazines in the bathroom (it reminds them that we are human and lower your libido). Following eschatologies varied, it is necessary to reload the roll of toilet paper each time it appears that an orphan and humiliated brown cardboard cylinder. A brown cardboard cylinder in the bathroom of a antilujurioso find it so as you tell them to pay half on the first date or damn them with the beard (which, incidentally, like three days).

And if you’re lucky and desayunáis together, if you are not able to eat toast with your mouth shut and quietly, it is best that you ciñáis to cook for your menu and look at them gawking no questions asked and drinking coffee in short sips.

Residually point I would also love to dance, we have bike, do laundry (whatever that means), we make the purchase and give the breast to the child. I have it clear they want a tall woman.