The following is a series of joke that has gain its popularity through mobile phones. I didn’t have the complete series of it but I’d like to share one with you. The typical Filipino maid speaks in their native language which is Tagalog and their employer does the same. Inday is an exception. She loves speaking in English and is good with it thus making her employer nosebleed.

Sir: Inday, your ma’am isn’t here. Come with me upstairs, in the room. (This line should be in Tagalog but since Triond will sure decline it if it’s in our native language so I have to translate it in English.)

Inday: What? Are you nuts? For your information Sir, I truly intend to reserve my virginity for the person I love. If you think I’m cheap and easy to get, well your barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional, because your so yucky. If I hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I will not hesitate to take legal action!

Sir: Get out of my sight! (In Tagalog again)

Inday: Oh my gosh Sir, I’m just kidding. Common, let’s go upstairs.

Hope this makes you laugh.