If you think you’re a “professional” and go off commenting “What’s the point of writing this little set of paragraphs?”, then please don’t read this “little set of paragraphs”. Just don’t do it. Don’t. Do. It.

Hello everyone! It’s was Earth Hour 2010, and the only reason why I’m writing this little set of paragraphs is because it’s dark here and I can’t see anything. Stupid Earth Hour.

But anyway, did you know that Earth Hour was first done… or something… by the people of the city of Atlantis? Yes, it’s true! The CIA’s computer programmers have finally found the location of Atlantis – a small continent named “Australia” by chief computer programmer <Myg0t> Vodka. “Damnit, how the hell did you find out I’m a CIA agent undercover gathering information about the Myg0t clan?” says said person.

Earth Hour was actually created by the people of the city of Sydney… uhhh… wow, I’m actually giving you “real” info this time. That’s weird. I’m part of the Uncyclopedia team, I’m not supposed to do that. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/ haha!

Anyway, “I am Guthix, man. Dinunununununununinunu.” says Guthix, a god in RuneScape. “Damnit. Gonthorian get Guthix the hell out of here, he’s ruining the interview!… or something.” says Saradomin, another God in RuneScape. “Yes, I will escort Guthix to the exit.” says Gonthorian, slayer of King Black Dragons, Corporal Beasts, and extremely tough monsters in RuneScape that I know I’ll never fight because I’ll never go level 50 and above because I have a life. Dun dun dun!

So, we axed (not asked) questions to the RuneScape Gods about Earth Hour and these were their answers.

Saradomin: “Yeah, I think Earth Hour is nice… yeah… ok…”

Guthix: “Urf ouar is naise. Guuthiiiiiix!”

Zamorak: “I think Earth Hour sucks, but not as much a Twilight! It sucks balls, dude.”

Whoops. I didn’t get off-topic there. Sorry.

But anyway, do your part to protect the environment. Plant trees, hug them, kiss them, reproduce with one of them, whatever. Switch off your lights during Earth Hour, blah, blah, blah.

Now go out there and **** that “Mother Nature” milf! Make her proud (of your ****).

Yay! I found my chips! Oh God, my cat pissed all over them! Not!

Also, remember this, folks: Penguins. Are. Spies

Now, go on, shoo, scram, c’mon, shoo, get out of here.

This is YouTube, not Sparta. Oh wait, this is the intarwebz. My bad.