James May is dead!?!?

James May(47) is dead as said by The Daily Prophet. He was found dead in London sewers. Currently there are speculations around the cause of death but as most people think it came by driving Bugatti Veyron at 408km/h. We can only assume what a loss this is for all mankind. He flew out of the front window and landed few hundred metres  to south. Hes funeral will be in May when they scratch out whats left of him. It truely was a sad day when he died. Also Harry Potter is actually not fiction and he is alive living man. Harry James Potter(78) was also found dead the same day. He was ran over by a truck and hes remains will be sent to London beside James May’s remains.

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  • Well yeah on Feb 5, 2010

    This is fiction and a joke so don’t take it seriously.

  • andy on Feb 22, 2010

    haha hilarious, now go get a life

    and yes, i was being sarcastic

  • Catherine on Feb 6, 2011

    Wow, you are sad get a life.

  • thegreatbasher on Jun 19, 2011

    Well f**k me! Hell some people have no sense of humour. Man that is some awful tragic crap. Don\’t waste any more precious time writing this stuff. Sticking you head in the toilet full of… would be more fun. Your such a cock.

    Why the hell am I on here anyway?

  • Jezza on Aug 14, 2011

    clarkson killed him driving a dacia sandero,what an irony!
    he was later eaten by worms

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