Hot off the cookie Press today is allegations against Goldilocks.

Word on the street is that The infamous Golidlocks ran off with the Emporers New clothes, and was seen burying them in the Queen of Hearts Garden.

Golidlocks Henchmen the 3 bears were arrested on Tuesday for extortion and racateering. To get there sentence lowered they ratted on Goldie The Police now have Goldie surrounded inside of the 3 pigs home. They almost had her in pig 1’s home but when they blew the straw house over,Goldie escaped by pretending to be red riding hood. Before she could escape completely,the local wolf tore off her hood and her cover was blown. Goldie was to fast for the police and she ran nto pig3’s home. Police used a battering ram to gain entrance,but the only thing they were able to accomplish was put a big dent in the pigs door. At news time the Police were still trying to arrest Goldilocks,but they were still at a standoff.

On another note,

the Emporer was arrested for lewd behavior,he was found running around naked looking for his clothes. One of the Queen of Hearts guards was found digging up the clothes,by the local pie man. The 2 of them decided they would put The Emperer’s clothes on Ebay. 

NEWSFLASH!

Humpty Dumpty taped friend’s eating Jacks Beanstalks….

For weeks now Jacks Beanstalks have been dissapearing at an alarming rate. With the disapearance of his Beanstalks the population of Giants has been growing. The small village of Fairyland is slowly being eaten alive by all the giants. The Mayor of Fairyland has offered a reward to anyone who can stop the beanstalks from dissapearing.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall all throught the night, with a camcorder hoping to film the desecration of Jack’s Beanstalks. Around Midnight sources say that Humpty Dumpty filmed 2 of his fairyland friends devouring Jacks Beanstalks. The 2 miscreants were the Easter Bunny and Roger Rabbit. Humpty was horrified to see his 2 best friends destroying Jack’s Beanstalks,but he knew he had to do what was right to save the town.

Humpty gave the film to The Queen of hearts Guards and they waited till the next night to arrest the pair. When the pair was arrested, as they were trying to escape,there were jostled to the ground, and part of there clothing was torn, hiding beneath the costume of the easter bunny and roger  rabbit was the wicked witch, and the wolf. Humpty was elated to see that his friends were not the real culpretes

The Mayor had a special prclamation drawn up barring both the witch and the wolf from ever being in the village of Fairy tale

Jacks Beanstalks are now growing wildly,letting the Giants travel back to there home in the sky. The Village was now safe.

In our next Edition!

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