The Joker once asked Batman when they were young children what do you want to do batman when you grow up. Bruce wayne whispered i just want to get married to rachel and inheret my fathers wayne towers and play terace golf with some buddies “you can also join me joker if you’d like”.

joker ” what you want me to play golf with you” wow that’s the most nicest thing anyone has ever told me batman.haha nevermind joker you are afterall my arch rival wouldn’t i ever do this to you i would feel so empty of myself.

5 yrs later at the streets of gotham

batman bumps into the joker “hiya mate howdy”  how do i look batman “my pop tore my mouth and i m going for an operation” batman winks and says to himself damn “hereafter i m going to save the people from terror fathers like joker’s pop” he suddenly rushes to wayne towers” takes a tumbler ” a lorry ” and shoots all the fathers in gotham.

after a week-

joker shouts standing before wayne towers ” you killed my father batman now you have to pay for this. I’ m gonna kill rachel her pop and moreover we can never play golf which you promised. batman flys down from wayne towers and begs the joker please oh please joker dont you do anything i ll give you anything you want. hmmm “joker thinks for a moment” and says could i get 3 plutonium balls. what no “joker i would never give tht to you my father would kill me”. Than so be it Rachel will pay for ur inability to steal plutonium balls from wayne towers” 

rachel dies-

At the funeral batman arrives on a lamborghini and shouts gotcha joker i wanted her dead cause she once defeated me in hide and seek the other door open’s ” hi joker honey bruce wayne got more money than you so i had to leave you sweetheart giggles.