There you are, you’ve met the perfect man!  You are starry eyed.  You are in love.  OMG isn’t he just the cutest thing?

Hang on there sweetie.  Before you get too attached to Mr. Perfect, stand back and take a cold hard look.  Sure, he has a great job, sure he has a Porche  and is extremely gorgeous, but lets get to the important things.  1) Does he know how to clean a toilet? 2) Knowing how to clean said toilet, will he actually clean that porcelain throne?

After you are married, you will start to see the real man behind the facade.  The job will become tedious as he moves into middle-age.  The Porche will be replaced by something more practical that can haul a hockey team and their accompanying equipment, and gorgeous, well, have a look at your father, he was gorgeous once too.

Over the long haul, a man who can and will clean the toilet is worth his weight in gold.  All the other stuff comes to nothing when you are standing in your sweats after a week without sleep, slogging through diapers, crying babies and laundry that seems to be procreating in the washing machine.  But if you can go into the bathroom and view a pristine, sanitary toilet, your love for that man will know no bounds.  Even if he looks like Jabba-the-hut, he will be the sexiest man alive, simply because, you don’t have to clean a crappy toilet!

Nothing says ‘love’ to a woman more than a household chore that doesn’t have to be done.  No amount of flowers can say as much as a few folded towels or a freshly mopped kitchen floor.  Most guys don’t get it, but there are a few, a precious few that know that all they have to do is clean a toilet or wipe a chocolate face every once in a while to get their wife’s undying loyalty and love.

So girls, when you go to his apartment, check out the toilet.  Is it clean?  Does he have someone come in to do it for him?  If he does, forget him, he’s just going to replace Madge the cleaning lady with you.  Find yourself a man who isn’t afraid of a toilet brush and I guarantee you, you will be the envy of all your friends.