While in the Circus i traveled worldwide and eventually got to AussieLand.  We experienced so many beautiful sites and even met some Aborigany tribes.  There was one woman about 60 years old that wanted to join the circus.  But there was one thing she wanted us to buy for her before she would leave with us.  She wanted a Bra.  Well as you can see if wasnt an easy request to fill.  My pal Randy and i put our heads together and all we could think of was duct tape…Red duct tape.  So we did just that.  We made her a Big old bra out of Duct tape.  We also made her some pasties which looked fantastic.

You will have to finish the story yourself but i will tell you; Randy and the Woman havebeen together 11 years and have 14 kids.  See ya later…..