How about them Chinese, they’re going buck wild, and I don’t blame them. They work for peanuts to make all the stuff we just can’t live without. Sure the lead content in juniors Binky is enough to make him blind, crazy, and stupid, but it will shield him from a nuclear blast. Something he may need in the not to distant future. Like I said, I don’t blame the Chinese, their getting fucked just like the rest of us. They may only be a few decades or so behind us, but hell they got plenty of lead based lube.

For those of you who may not have been paying attention, the Chinese, specifically those who work it the factories that pump out all of our shit (and I mean ALL of it), are rioting in the streets. It seems that they are fed up with working fourteen hours a day for a few yen, or rupees, or whatever the fuck they call money over there. Their handlers can’t figure out what their problem is, I mean it was good enough for their parents. Always the younger generation fucking things up. Come on guys, why can’t you knuckle under and get the job done. The Global economy is counting on you to keep driving yourselves into the ground, so we can pay a few Dollars less for our Ipod vage.

Hey, I’m with em. I know their the Chinese, and I’m supposed to think less of them, because, well because they aint me. But I just can’t help thinking you can do only so much Tia Chi till you finally say FUCK IT! If their throwing a little extra lead in our Coco Puffs, can you really blame them. I think we need to send them some help, We can send them all of our unions. Since the Chinese are behind the Times and the unions haven’t done anything constructive for this country in the last fifty years, they’d make a good match. Now listen up all you union mofo’s fixin to get your titties in a twist, I don’t care what your rap is, shut the fuck up. If you don’t want to admit that your pretty much as useless as a high school guidance counsellor, well that’s not my problem. Keep your mouth shut, get on a plane, and go help the sons a bitches who need you in China.