Lets look at the Middle East, what the hell do they got to be pissed off about. They are the number one supplier of sand, terrorists, and oh yeah Oil, to the rest of the world. Why can’t they be happy with the Cruise Missile diplomacy we’ve been offering them, the occupations, and interference in their governments. We meddle because we care. In Iraq they haven’t had a decent power grid since, never. Have you ever tried to read by candle light? After awhile the words just jumble together into, KILL AMERICANS! Now once again, I’m not supposed to care about what their reading, cause their there, and I’m here. I just can’t shake the feeling that getting their lights turned on might equate to a few more books getting read. How about helping them keep their Camel burgers from spoiling, now that’s diplomacy.

Nations are like people, and we’re the fat kid on the block with all the cool toys, ya can’t help but hate that motherfucker. The fact is those assholes in China, and those assholes in Iraq, are just like me. going to work, raising a family, gettin laid, and having what fun they can. If I’m not supposed to give a fuck because the piece of cloth hanging from their flag poll is a different color then mine, well that’s not good enough for me.

Hey Google here’s a ten million dollar idea for ya, take that tax write off and spend it on finding working motherfuckers like me from the more fortunate countries on this planet to go over and get some lights on in Iraq. I’d be willing to bet my brand spanking new Ipod vage that you could find some. Use the high powered corporate mind-fuck machine to spin it to the populous. Hell I’d even bring my kids, Let them see how other people live on this planet. They’d be learning a helluva lot more, then what they’ve been getting here. Like compassion, or empathy, things with real value. It would do those little Tube heads good to learn to think about something other than themselves. The Rest of you parents out there may think your preparing you’re progeny for the rigors of adulthood by teaching them to be self centered assholes, but you’re just ensuring that they will shuffle you off to state run home at their earliest convenience. Then sell your house so they can buy the Ipod Holy Fuck.