This I say to myself and others EVERY DAY! Here they are, I hope you can use them as well…


  • don’t shit on me. i have diarrhea. – Neo E. Hinton
  • you’re such a fucking asshole, even your asshole says, “DAMN! YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!” – Neo E. Hinton
  • I may be dumb, but, i’m sure as hell ain’t stupid! – Neo E. Hinton
  • Although you may have an I.Q. score over 100, it still doesn’t make up for your lack of common sense. – Neo E. Hinton
  • The voices told me; “Stay home, clean the guns, bake some cupcakes…” Thankfully, I didn’t listen, i can’t cook. – Neo E. Hinton
  • HOLY SHITCICLES AND ICE CREAM FAT-MAN! – Neo E. Hinton
  • If you had a half a brain, you’d be dangerous. – Neo E. Hinton
  • pussy is pussy, unless it means something to you. – Neo E. Hinton
  • “for there Is no place I’d lIke to hIde, only to be seen InsIde my mInd.” – Neo E. Hinton
  • 0ld sk00l H4X02, new sk0ol cyber punk, future somebody. – Neo E. Hinton
  • we drink to the future, we drink to the past, we drink to forget the rest. to life, legend, longevity, salude! – Neo E. Hinton
  • “johnathan nash ain’t got shit on this, at least you age with even the prettiest of grace.” – Neo E. Hinton
  • if only there were a way to repeatedly bang my head against the wall to stop the pain, I would be a master of it. – Neo E. Hinton
  • you’re so stupid, even stupid vacated the premesis. – Neo E. Hinton
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