A humorous look at the latest Sex Scandal at PSU!
Can you believe it? Yet but another sex scandal cover-up at the so-called Prestigious College in State College PA (PSU) has been uncovered! Now it seems that PSU’s women’s basketball coach (Rene Portland’s) was involved in a scandal, she was threating and discriminating against lesbians on her team and once again the administration knowingly covered it up.
What in the world is wrong with a college that discriminates against lesbians and turns a blind eye to child molestation? To be honest with you, I’ve seen higher morals on the Jerry Springer show. At least on the Springer show they love lesbians and despise pedophiles!
Even the Mayor with his strong values has nothing against lesbians. Why just last year I went to a bisexual pride parade to support the lesbian’s rights. However that parade was very confusing to me because it went both ways.
And, just last week I was sitting on a stool in my favorite watering hole bashing this anti-lesbian coach to the drunk on the stool next to me. It seems that this drunk was the chicken fryer down at the local KFC. After I was done raving the drunk turned to me and asked; “What did one lesbian frog say to the other?”
“What” I answered.
“You know it’s true, we do taste like chicken.” Answered the drunk.
Sheeeeesh what is it with chicken fryers? They can’t get chicken off their minds!
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