No Bull
Some cattle are standing in a field when a huge gust of wind blows. All the cows fall
over, but the bulls remain standing, bracing themselves against the wind.
After a moment the cows stand up and go back to their chewing.
Pretty soon, an even stronger wind blows. Again all of the cows are knocked to the
ground, but the bulls just carry on munching the grass.
Next a mini tornado comes through and all the cows are knocked clean into the next
field. The bulls’ just say, “Moo” and carry on munching!
Finally, one of the cows walks up to a bull and says, “How come the wind always knocks us
over and you remain standing?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” the bull replies. “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.”
Hong Kong Dong
A guy goes on a business trip to Hong Kong and decides to spend the last night having
wild sex with a Geisha Girl. After returning home he notices a very weird green sore
festering on his penis. So he goes to his doctor.
After hearing of his trip to Hong Kong the Doc says, “You have a bad case of Hong Kong
Dong. I’m sorry to have to tell you that the only cure amputation!”
The guy is horrified and so decides to get a second opinion.
The second doc says, “I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right
away.”
Our hero still can’t accept this and so gets a third opinion from an oriental doctor. Dr.
Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but says “These Western Doctors -
so quick to Chop Chop Chop. Amputation not necessary.”
Our hero is so relieved. Dr. Wong continues, “You wait three weeks and it fall off on its
own.”