Here lie four babies in their cribs dreaming sweet dreams and sucking their pacifiers. The youngest of them, their leader, wakes up and checks if the coast is clear. He then shows amazing acrobatic ability by somersaulting over the crib wall and landing with a flip. He pulls out a toy telephone(remodified by the DUIA) and removes the back cover, exposing a real telophone. He pushes the 4-way speed dial, and puts the phone up to his ear. Three other babies that were already awake picked up their modified telephones and answered, knowing what to do. They replied with a grunt and closed theitr phones. They then pushed a blue star shaped on the inside of their pacifier, and a red slide descending into the ground opens up. They first push a green square in the back of their phone, and an exact copy of themselves appears into their cribs.

They then slide down the slide. While they are sliding, their feet pajamas are taken off, their diapers changed, and replaced with black clothing and a utility belt. At the end of the slide, they fall onto a plush pillow in the DUIA headquarters, the Diapers United Intelligence Agency. Babies all around the world, are monitoring spies in the field, testing new weapons, and sending messages to the adults. The four babies assemble and walk towards the mission list. Hey Austin, how about this one? Jason asked. “Hmm stop an adult convoy transporting bottles and baby formula to feed millons babies? Ok.” Baby formula, disgusting!, said Jason. All babies muttering in approval. All right! We got an A rank mission! exclaimed Sally. Ok Austin, what are we calling this badboy?,asked Erik. How about operation S.C.A.N.O.? Stop Convoy And Neutralize Opposition. Now American Team Alpha Special Forces team, begin operation S.C.A.N.O!

Ok! Sally, give us mission briefing! All right team, there is a convoy of adults transporting bottles and baby formula to feed millions of babies around the United Staes. We have to Stop that convoy, destroy the goods, You mean junk exclaimed Jason. Sally appears annoyed. Destroy the junk, Sally emphasizes on the junk, and neutralize any opposition that comes in our way. Ok team