I know the truth hurts and is hard to swallow. But I just have to spit it out! You suck at kissing!

And here’s why;

I guess your girl hasn’t told you yet;
Your breath smells like rotten eggs left in a refridgerator for a week and yet u wanna stick in her face all day! Yea you suck lover.

I know the truth hurts and is hard to swallow. But I just have to spit it out! You suck at kissing!

And here’s why;

I guess your girl hasn’t told you yet;
Your breath smells like rotten eggs left in a refridgerator for a week and yet u wanna stick in her face all day! Yea you suck lover

There is a lot of tongue. Dude, you aint licking no damn lolipop! Get a grip. Fredy scissors hands could do better. You suck!

You open your mouth so wide, like you gonna bite her lips and nose off and then you press her lips as hard as you can. That’s some classic Zombie shit, dawn of the dead or something.

Your kissing is so wet you could fill a bucket with saliva. I got one word for you PSYCHO or unless you are some kind of a dog or swimiming instructors
You absolutely suck!

You Make so much slurping sounds she just want to smack your brains out! Hahaha! Boy do you suck at it!

The teeth clashing is something else. Dude stop thinking everyone loves french kiss and word of advice unless you want your gal to end up with my granny’s fake tooth, you best watch it.

You rush her lips like u havnt eaten in days. Guess what her lips aint mac and cheese, and neither is peper soup.
You suck real good!

You never close your eyes while kissing her. You just the look like MuMu (dumb-Ass). You sure lost touch with romance. Weirdo

You Bite. am going to go easy on you here. Kissing should be
soft and passionate, not painful! You heard

You don’t give her the
opportunity to breathe.
Latching onto her and creating an airtight seal is not the way to kiss! Are you a serial killer, trying to suffocate her?

I hope this rings a bell to all the men out there. As for they ladies , that have keep secret their kissing experience to save their relationship. Not anymore. Just share this article with your loved ones and witness the magical transformation.

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