(Parody)
Obesity Is a good thing
Despite minor health problems, obesity is actually an excellent thing for this world. It has a positive effect on the economy, helping the food economy grow. Other companies such as “Jenny Craig” and “Macdonalds” rely on overweight people to buy their overpriced services and products.
Obese people also tend to float more due to higher density. Obese people also have jobs and activities that are exclusive to them. Fighting sports such as sumo wrestling and boxing can only be played by people with big body’s and strength. Some ads/tv shows/ movies require a fat person to play a character, and everyone knows that Tom Cruise isn’t gonna gain 100kg for a movie. Say there’s with a role of some fat overweight slob. The only person who’ll probably fill the role of that character is….a fat overweight slob.
Scientists have stated that Obesity is a horrible thing for your health and can bring you diseases such as diabetes, stroke and heart complications. But why listen to them? They have said that it is impossible to breath under water, but fish do it everyday! They also did predict that the world was going to end in 2012 or discovered why men cannot multitask and women simply can. Some scientists have even suggested that we are in an ice age! I mean seriously, I don’t see any ice around here, and global warming certainly hasn’t even done much to us. On tv, scientists promote that obesity is a horrible thing and convince people to eat less and exercise more. This is only going to make people go anorexic and spend $1000 on a treadmill they’ll only use a few times a week. Professor O-Bee See-tee has recently promoted this phrase:
“More Awareness Concerning Dieting On Natural And Light Delicious Stuff”
Obesity isn’t even that big an issue. There are much more serious problems such as the AIDS pandemic in Africa, pollution, rising crime rates, rising food prices etc.Now who wouldn’t want to be him? Being fat is as cool and safe as smoking or drinking. Products such as Orlistat and Sibutramine are anti-obesity medications, which don’t even work properly and are extremely costly.
On every tv show that includes school, theres always that cool fat kid at school.
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