One Lip Hissing and Other Inner City Boodest Paradimes

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We asked our in-house Llamma to spew a few innocuous phrases of wisdom to confuse the over educated readership that foment, uh, frequent this under bankrolled Land of Awes.

His Llammaship was getting low on opium but He scraped up a few notes He had leftover from His initiation into the LLammahood of the Land of Awes last week.

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1)      Everything is addicting.

2)      Libraries are good hiding places.

3)      Drugs are the opiate of the masses.

4)      Police are there to protect the criminals.

5)      Education is just a toolbox.

6)      Musicians are connected.

7)      Religious people are scary.

8)      Hospitals make people sick.

9)      Money isn’t important; lack of money is.

10)   Police are not allowed to shoot perps in the legs.

11)   Mom and Pop stores just went extinct, like Darwin.

12)   Bullies have moms too.

13)   Craftsmen are more fulfilled.

14)   Sometimes a wrench is a hammer, but a hammer is never a wrench.

15)   If God wanted me to work He would have gave me a job.

16)   Some Stop signs are only suggestions.

17)   Multidimensional hand-jive handshakes were never cool.

18)   Stephen Hawking used to go on and on before he got word-wrap.

19)   There are three ways to get away with murder.

20)   Sundays are cool no matter what you believe in.

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http://www.triond.com/users/LewSethics

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http://scienceray.com/astronomy/we-have-found-the-center-of-the-universe/

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http://authspot.com/short-stories/one-day-at-the-watering-hole-or-blasedon-you-the-one/

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