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Dear Diary,

I am soooo excited. I woke up this morning and I had such a great idea. You know the papapaparazi people who take pictures of us famous people? You see, they are usually like ugly guys. No wonder all us famous people think they are disgusting even though we need them.

Well, Diary, I am going to form my all-girls photograph people. We are going to be like the mamamamarazi. Isn’t’ that cool? We would like wear bikini and run around with cameras and stuff. Or we can wear little dresses with no panties and no bra. Daddy won’t like that idea but I do so it doesn’t matter. Daddy always let me do what I want anyway.

Speaking of Daddy, I am so forever grateful he named a city after me. They even have a tall tower and a whole lot of museum in that city. Very cultured and very sophisticated – sort of like me.

Nicole is so not cool these days. She told me that I was named after the city Paris and not the other way round. Can you imagine that? Talk about jealousy. She also told me she got a whole country named after her. I think it’s called Nicoleragua or something like that. Talk about desperate. She changed her last name too now? Nicole Ragua? What a stupid name.

Anyway, I will ask Daddy to name a country after me. Maybe we can be the United States of Paris. If that is too hard, I told Daddy to just buy a country in Europe or a tropical island to name after me.

Good night, Diary.

* Fictitious.