I figured this would be a great opportunity to step back take a look at the year and just say what in the world….So sit back enjoy and don’t be afraid to laugh the government isn’t watching.

There may be times where someone wont agree with what i say or become offended. just reassure that everything i say is comedic in nature and not intended to anger anyone side of an argument. not everyone will see things the way i do and will have their own personal thoughts. I welcome you to comment on anything you like or dislike. Enjoy!!

Now to it as usual i will add the links to my past work and of course my twitter page so you all can see my updates and occasional observations that i don’t post here. So lets tumble into this one….

  1. NASA spent millions on blowing a hole in the moon to find water. The question i have is if they are gonna spend millions why didn’t they just send a drill team there? I’m sure Aquafina will have a bit of the action if they actually found any.
  2. 2009 was the year of the cheating husbands apparently,  Tiger couldn’t handle his wood, Letterman let one slip through the gap, Goslin tried to expand his family tree…There were some women in the action too don’t get me wrong but seriously i think Madonna was a give me.
  3. Balloon boy hold on why was this news in the first place haven’t our neighbors to the south the ones that patented extreme means of travel.
  4. Kayne West, well at least he didn’t try to interup…dangit
  5. Why did it take Micheal Jackson dying to get him back in good graces with the public, They sure weren’t there when he started going bankrupt.
  6. 2009 brought us Obama for president and people are still not happy, I don’t think color is an issue here its just that everyone thought that for some reason magical things would happen instantly…
  7. Cash for clunkers started a frenzy of new car sales to tons of foreign auto makers. How soon we forget that the US is truly far behind in the Economical car division.
  8. There were tons of celebrity deaths in 2009 allot of them were very unexpected…Others were just waiting to happen.
  9. Thousands of troops were brought home from Iraq….only to find out they were getting shipped to Afghanistan. Yeah I thought we were done there too.
  10. Saw 6 wowed fans with its usual blood and gore, but why did they have to kill Edward from Family Matters,,,oh if Urkel only knew.
  11. N1H1 attacks everyone and people die, Oddly enough it kills about the same amount of people as the regular flu so what makes this one so special, oh right it had a pork infested name before becoming N1H1.
  12. The switch to HDTV is complete and unless you have a HDTV you had to buy a converter box…sure they had a coupon but who’s gonna reimburse me for my electric bill just another thing i have to plug in to use.
  13. Bill Clinton heads to North Korea and gets to women pardoned and released…did Hillary approve this?
  14. Al Gore only gets half the amount of awards he won in 2008 and 2007… seems hes running out of awards maybe he will talk with Simon Cowell and take his place on American Idol…I don’t think hes won any television awards……yet
  15. Somali pirates try to capture the true essence of pirates of the carribean by raiding and taking several s hips. Makes you wonder if Disney got a piece of the action.
  16. President Obama gets the Nobel piece prize then in a heart felt answer to it send more troops into Afghanistan.
  17. Twitter becomes a global phenomena by letting normal people and celebrities alike what they just had for dinner and great things like how tired they are.
  18. All of the auto makers claim bankruptcy, get bailed out and clunked finally marking that they are starting to make a profit. Well most of them did.

Despite all the stuff that happened, didn’t happen, pretended, fake, covered up or just plane put it out there. 2009 was marked to be one of the most messed up years….ever.

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  • sunshine12az on Mar 14, 2010

    I found this article to be true in every aspect that this past year was messed up. You always seem to make me laugh! I hope that you keep up this great humor you have about yourself! Now we need to go on the mission and seek out the truth about lady gaga!

  • Ziad Nawsh on Mar 14, 2010

    hih yall

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