Well I’m back and this the third of my observational writings. I am very grateful that I’m starting to have a small fan base. Some time in the next year or two, depending on if i find a publisher or publishing out of my own pocket, I will be publishing my first book which will include all three of my observational posts plus tons of other content not published on any site. Still in the air about the format and title but soon as i have something everyone will know. So pass the word and get my pen name out there so that you know where to look when it finally comes out.

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So now to what you came here for…..

1. Why is it that so many other countries say that Americans are lazy? Well ill defend us a little on that one. I don’t really consider us lazy i consider us fast. Americans thrive on fast things we get them done faster is all so it just looks like we are lazy. Ya know we got fast food, fast cars, instant messaging, quick lubes and drive through liquor stores. So we aren’t lazy we just get them done quicker sit on the couch and feel like we accomplished something.
2. If the minimum wage was set to $10 an hour, more “lower” class citizens would feel better about spending more on consumer goods. I mean honestly the cost of gas and living has grown exponentially but my neighbor still makes less then 8 an hour with her 3 kids.
3. They shouldn’t call it a happy meal, they should call it “If i get it for you will you shut up meal”
4. What ever happen to the good toys in a kids meal anyway?
5. Why as no one ever asked the question “what is in the special sauce?”?
6. A snuggie is nothing more then another excuse not to leave the couch.
7. With all the child abuse laws now a days people wonder why it is their kids act up.
8. My wife says blowing your nose in the shower is disgusting yet she will be the first one in there taking a leak.
9. My friend once told me to google myself i though he was being perverted.
10. I myself am a large person and even i know that if a big girl is wearing spandex and a tube top something ain’t right.
11. Why is it that employers are doing credit checks it should already be obvious the person needs money….they are looking for a job.
12. We should have bill collectors out to find Osama Bin Laden them people can find you no matter where you go.
13. You know that if the government thought that ghosts really did exist they would find a way to tax them too.
14. If women went to the bathroom alone instead of in groups the line outside that bathroom would be considerably shorter.
15. What ever happen to class women use to say ” i need to powder my nose” when they had to use the restroom. The other day i heard a woman say “ill be right back i gotta pee”. All i was wondering was does she know that other people in the restaurant can hear her?
16. Back in the day men use to rush to open the door for a woman now they are rushing to get in the door before it closes fully.
17. Does anyone else find it embarrassing that they have ads for tampons and Viagra during Saturday morning cartoons?
18. Speaking of cartoons what happened to good cartoons that made sense….I mean honestly who cares about a sponge that hangs out with a mentally challenged starfish and what the heck is a Yu Gi Oh anyway?
19. Is anyone else really starting to figure out why burt and earnie have been living together all these years?
20. Okay one last one before i close this session….. Everyone likes to blame the President, no matter who he is, as if he acted alone. Don’t get me wrong he has his hands in things but isn’t there two other bodies of government that collectively make up the bills and laws?

Well that is it for this segment. Again look out for my 2009 Observation year in review and please check out my other posts linked below. If at anytime you see errors in my writing please help me out by letting me know where i screwed up. As always thank you for reading and til next time….

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