The subcommittee of recruiters found that Pink, a marginally successful rock star in this solar system has already been travelling through space and time at a rate that astounds scientists in the space programs of several nations. Thus, the committee of Timelords has chosen Pink as a candidate for the next Timelord.

Pink is a little bit anachronistic, and might or might not be at the level of intelligence designated for the usual Dr. Who, however, she has been working a lot on stretching her mouth to the point where friends, neighbors, and even casual passerby would like her to put a sock in it at times. Thus, we imagine that nominating her as Timelord, and voting her in might be a terrible, yet wonderful thing to do.

The last meeting of the Society for Balderdash went swimmingly, and we will let you all know further down the road exactly what all happened during the meeting. However, Pink was brought up as a candidate for Timelord by an overwhelming majority of the members. I, the maid, presided over the meeting, cleaned up after marginal intruders, and poured drinks on the secretaries minutes, rendering them unreadable after the meeting. It was somewhat of a shock to me to have Pink entered as a candidate, thus, I abstained from voting and handed in my resignation, as we cannot both be part of the Society of Balderdash.

This, despite the fact that we are two different individuals from two different time streams, we cannot both be in the room together and keep the Timelord group functional. However, Pink should be an extremely entertaining Timelord who manages people, places, things, and ideas extremely well at all times.