Hi my name is Pobo Penguin

I am a penguin with a difference, my hobies are drinking large cans of lager, large bottles of Gin, gambling and driving around in my battery powered car, I have lots of interests and through the course of my adventures I shall tell you the rest of my hobbies.  I know what your thinking, how can a penguin mix in society and not be spotted, it a good question, and as a reward to yourself if anyone though of it, drink a large can of lager so fast that your eyes turn cold, ahhh that hit the spot captain, and relax.  The secret is I press my beak three times and I turn into a human, it’s really handy it means I can buy drink, fish, and batteries for my car, then I hit the bookies, when I’ve done that, I like to dance in a mysterious fashion until people dance along, or move away, then I go for a game of snooker, then it time to hit the clubs, as long as they dont hit me readers, yikes and chortles combination there, mmm this throat gas smells of peppery books, in the end though we always drink lager and gin, and dance until we pass out, then while the floating red globe of heat rises, it’s time to head to the sea, press my beak three times, have a big fish and catch some zeds. In my next adventure I’ll teach you the best way to stare at cheese, this is Pobo taking a chill, over and out friends.