Political Correctness is the term that Republicans use to refer to euphemisms, which we use in substitute of so called “Offensive” Words. This guide may or may not teach how how depending if you are smart/Intellectually gifted, or stupid/retarded.

Examples of Political Correctness include:

Stupid-Mentally Handicapped/ Intellectually Unfit/ Cerebrally obstructed/ Politician/Logically lacking

Short-Vertically Challenged/Measurably smaller/Inadequate Bone Length

Fat- Radically gargantuan/Well Rounded/Big Boned/horizontally gifted/Lipidic abundance.

We have an abundance of cerebrally impaired people with a lipidic abundance.

Now to the actual guide,

If you were looking at my examples, you should have a rather clear idea, on what needs to be done. If you don’t you are retarded.(Mentally impaired in PC terms) If you look closely, you see that nearly all the definitions relate to a certain synonym of a word, and twist it so that it becomes impossible to clearly understand. The Underlined examples were the ones I had made up. Notice, that they usually have something to do with the actual INSULTING TERM.

In my humble and honest opinion, If you can spare a little time, and research then you are well on your way to become a humble well behaved American who spews euphemisms in place of words. For example, my term for stupid linked to the brain. Cerebral relates to the brain (If it doesn’t I’m using it anyways) and notice, the slightly demeaning phrase tied to it. If you can make it so that it sounds intelligent and is based on scientific evidence, then you are good.

Usually you do not need too much research. For my example of fat, (Lipidic Abundance) I did not completely base it on Scientific Knowledge. In fact, Lipids are a type of fat, and I only chose it because it is one of the more “Energetic” fats and that it rolls off the tongue cleaner. (See what I did there with “Energetic”)

If you can’t do this stuff at will, just Wikipedia it or search an online thesaurus.

I would appreciate it if Grammatically Obsessed Fascists depart. (GTFO GRAMMAR NAZIS)