I am pretty sure we all did it at one time, but why now?

 Ok hey everyone I am not gonna write a poem because this does not seem like my kind of poetic subject. Ok so when we were all babies we took a dump in our pants, I am not lying we all just did. But, I knew kids who were pooping there pants at night. That was strange. They are 10 , 11, 12, even 13 years old and pooping there pants! What do you think of that? Okay. So here we have got kids 0 -13 taking a poop in there pants. I dont know if I am off base here but after three or four you dont poop your pants. But catch this, I have had friends who were 14-40 pooping there pants from being to freaking high, alcohol, and just out stupidity. That I think is just lame. Now we got people who are sadly mentally Challenged pooping there pants at all ages. That is sad, but still strange. Then we got older people who take huge loads of shit in there pants, and on top of that expect nobody to smell, or hear it. I dont get that at all, this guy, on Bart, takes a poop in his pants, I hear it smell it and am disgusted. He acts like nothing is wrong. What a strange world I think, where at the very prime or oldest age it is excepted to take a poop in your pants. What do we make out of this? I have no Idea. How does everyone take a poop in there pants and no one says anything? I have no Idea. I guess the moral of this if you were looking for one aside from the Title being : Poop in my pants then it would be that at all ages taking a poop in your pants is highly acceptable for everyone unless you are 41-69, after that, you are a creep.

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  • clay hurtubise on Jul 9, 2009

    Sh*%ty piece! :)
    Kids need to be taught better, that is the parent’s fault. What next,urine leg bags?
    Try putting in poem form, you might have fun!
    Thanks,
    clay

  • cynthia on Jul 12, 2011

    My girl she is 12 and she poops in her pants i dont think i tought her but what do i do!!!? she doesnt poop in bed…well sometimes she does….but still? in elementry school she got picked on…we went to the doctor NOTHING! they said she was lazy but she says shes not she doesnt know when she does it unless she sits down. So please if your a professional please answer my question

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