I went to pick my little brother from his primary school a while back. I made it to his classroom through the swamp of little people. I grabbed him and started heading towards the front gate. Upon reaching the gate, a little fat kid (little as in short, not in size) was blocking the way. His chubby cheeks blocking the path ahead. I excused me and my brother as we squeezed through. “Go fuck yourself,” I heard from this kid, only 6 or 7. I then turned around and falcon punched him sending him flying. I ran up for the finisher and raptor boosted him to the air, powered up another falcon punch and made contact, sending the kid flying.

Ok. I may have made up a little bit of that, but what really happened was I told the child to not say those words in public or he’d recieve trouble. He responded in a tiny kid fit and I asked him if he kissed his mother with that mouth. I then walked off. The event has stuck with me and scares me severely that his generation may lead a country, or the most likely, I’d be paying his living with taxes. If you know someone who would heir a child like this, please kill them. You may be going to jail, but you’ll save society over $200,000 which can be better spent on keeping you in prison. And you’re the cheaper option! You hero, you.

Kids are ‘growing up’ quicker and quicker. By growing up I actually mean doing what the media tells them. On news all you see is ‘youth gone wild’ not ‘teen wins academic award’. The boys think they’re Eminem and the girls wanna be like a Pop Star aka Nagging Diva. Don’t fall for these. Teach your children the way you were taught. And remember, no punishment is cruel enough for smoking, drinking or graffitting.