17th July 2009 another ‘day’ passes quickly or slowly depending on your age, size and state of mind. What changed today? Little I’d guess, I haven’t really looked to be fair, people doing the same shit in different, weirder ways, wasting time, waiting for something to push them in another direction.

Somewhere today somebody blatantly said: “Shit, in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king, but… the one legged man still can’t successfully star jump” Surely someone else must have thought that for at least a moment. It is pure babble, but pure babble is beautiful and beauty travels, so…

Yeah association gone wrong, leading you down another one way path. At the end o ‘ this one way path is a grey crumbling wall, with green ivy crawling about it and atop this wall sits a bee. This bee is not a bee, but a sheep in costume (somehow it painted itself yellow and black, hooves and all, it managed it and quite bloody well to). So this bee/sheep can talk and utters six words: “Let’s just go to the beach” And instantly you realise what the bee is telling you. You look down to see the sandals you are wearing on this truly flthy day (today is a truly filthy day) and know in your heart that it is just wrong. Fucking Sandals in the rain… 

Leavings aside bees and sheep, today brings to mind the syllable “TL” and I feel an impromptu list of “TL” words would be a fitting tribute and end to this drivel, as I am losing interest as you most likely are to if you’ve managed to get this far (gold star if you have done so).

So: Gentle, Mental, Petal, Tittle, tattle, battle, cattle, thistle, bristle, nettle, grapple, mantle, mapel, staple, nipple, pimple, kettle, dental, lentil.

Wonderful.