I have thousands of things going on through my head right now. There’s just that little problem of focus. They say that focus makes the world go around. To which I shall reply that I’m just going to have to agree to disagree! It’s hard to breathe when you cant even agree apon that! Why, it makes my nose stuffy with anticipation just thinking about it!

And the worst part? Well sir! I’m glad you asked! The worst part, is that I keep getting interupted from my constant stream of thoughts. Interuptions that piss me off like you wouldn’t believe! Yes sir! Why, If I had a nickel for every interruption that I have had to endure while typing my thoughts, why I’d be rich! It only makes sense! How many cents you ask? Five! That’s right, I was only interrupted once, but it doesn’t matter, it’s the principal of the thing! Principal Skinner, like on the Simpsons.

Look man, I don’t have time to deal with your thoughts. That’s crazy talk. Lstening to other people think! Who would read a silly article like that?! You would that’s who! Ha! I just made you sit and waste a good ten minutes of your day! That’s five cents worth of interruption time that you’ll never get back! Ha ha ha! That’s right, I laugh while I type, and gosh dilly, if it isn’t something that I’m proud of. About as proud as a father can be! Why, let me tell you how proud I can be.

Proud enough to right an article tell ing people like you exactly what I’m thinking at all times. That’s right, I can just sit here and do this all day. Will it make me any money? I’m glad you asked, but the answer is a resounding NO! Or if you’re German, it’s a resounding “Nine”! Which in turn happens to be my favorite number. Do you believe that?! Well you shouldn’t! Because my favorite number is seven! Ha! I lied. In fact, now that I think about it, you probably shouldn’t believe anything that I have just written, considering the fact that I’m a liar. You’d believe that, right?