I hate kids. So, sue me.  Here’s the T: kids are just so… what’s the word I’m looking for. Oh yeah… Kids are just plain selfish. I mean, take a look at an eighteen week old.  It’s all whan. Whan. Whan. Whan. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!

Then, it do get any better. At two, it’s all me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. ME!!!!

I think I might change my mind when a seven month old asks me how my day went. Maybe. Um mm… probably not.