This is part one of Random Thoughts to Ponder. Enjoy :)

Welcome to Random Thoughts to Ponder Pt.1! Be prepared for some true things that will make you think yet make you laugh. I am always seeing things like “Lose 30 pounds” and “Take a pill, lose weight”. What about the people who are in need of gaining weight?

She needs to come with some steak, pork chops, lasagna, pizza and a diet coke.  Don’t you hate when people do that? Order all that food and then have the nerve to order a diet coke (like that’s going to do something). Damn shame, but anyways, take a look at some of these skinny people who need some meat put on their bones!

Can you believe these pictures? Well as always, I have the solution for this!

These pills will definitely put some meat on your bones and have you looking flawless!!! Take a look

Now that is what I call sexy lol. You also want to be careful because the pills will put you to sleep within seconds so do not be in high areas or this will definitely happen to you…

So be careful!!

This has been Part 1 of random thoughts. I hope you have enjoyed!!!

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  • Beth Suess on Aug 29, 2009

    very interesting article, thanks for sharing!

  • Tanya Wallace on Aug 29, 2009

    Loved it! Very funny, made me laugh! Some of the skinny people pics were pretty gross as well as the fatties lol. I agree with the diet coke thing,completely ridicoulous when they order a massive meal,what the hell just have a real coke,it tastes better! Great work keep them coming!!

  • Avaxier on Aug 30, 2009

    Hahaha, very funny! The third one looks like Lindsay Lohan, only in a more… small version. And that splatting dude really make me laugh. Great Job!

  • DulceCorazon on Sep 8, 2009

    like your article. very funny, although in reality it’s a very sad situation for those who have these eating disorders.

  • Littlekid137 on Sep 8, 2009

    Very disturbing images but its cool. I also am a big thinker

    http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Philosophers-Thoughts-One.804645

    That is my version of what you did. Hope you dont mind that I spammed your article with links :)

  • Amanda N Miller on Sep 14, 2009

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read this week. Thanks for sharing!

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