Hello out there people of the world wide web. Is there anyone out there willing to take a chance at hiring me to do any of their off-beat Internet article writing. I am sure that there has got to be someone out there wanting to test out my mad writing skills. Come on folks… I watch these cheesy VH-1 “Filler” shows that have all of these random people making comments about stuff and there are like “Bloggers” on there. For real… Someone hire me.

 I just don’t get it. How do I become a “Famous Blogger”? What the hect do I have to write to make it into the big league of VH-1 “Famous Bloggers”? Tell me!!! I want to be cheesy and par-famous. Not to mention I just really need a paying job. That in itself is a long story, but…

 Why am I not giving my three cents worth of garbage talk on VH-1, or any other off-beat show. WHY!!!???!!! I don’t need to be “Limo Famous”. I would just settle for “Cab Fare Famous”, hey I am easy, but not easy like that…Oh, you know. Someone out there has got to have my humor in their best interest. Come on folks, I am funny. Hect, I don’t even mean to be.

 I just would like a really silly job that I can get paid for, maybe hang out in pajamas all day long, clean ones. One where I can write freely without boundaries and margins. I want a creative job that would at least afford me the basics…food, shelter, gas, and bill money. I am not asking for anything fancy you know. I just want a good job like the rest of everybody in the world.

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