It’s almost bedtime.  Do you feel like you need a little bit of fun before going to sleep?  Crack open one of these ridiculous Chinese fortune cookies.  Nighty night!

1.  A headhunter should never find a job for a person who practices voodoo.

2.  Lego figures can never assemble live human beings.

3.  Never use a brick as a substitute for a pillow when trying to fall asleep.

4.  Eating gummy worms will not lead to a case of tape worms in your body.

5.  Burping in front of your girlfriend is not a sign of romance.

6.  Never roller skate on a freeway unless you want to get your last ticket to ride.

7.  A roll in the hay is not the same as a roll in the bush.

8.  The more you wait, the more weight you shall gain.

9.  If you smoke like a chimney, you will become more susceptible to catching the flu.

10.Your mind is like an egg; just a little bit cracked.

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