Dear Parents

It’s that time of the year when the gullible old man with the flowing white beard feeding his overworked reindeer’s is faced with the monumental task of adhering to children’s requests. Don’t you guys get it…I’m old, my back hurts, my joints pain and yoga hasn’t helped. I’ve deleted my Facebook, Twitter and Linkedln accounts. Don’t bother writing or mailing me. You won’t find me in Vegas this year, visiting my bearded friend in Afghanistan, Bin…La…what’s his name… Bin…La…Yes… Yes… I just remembered! I’ve been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. Bin…La…Obama Bin…Yes…Osama Bin…La…Lad…aw shucks…forget it. Anyway, have a wonderful Christmas. Take care of yourselves and your children

                                                                        Love,                                                             

                                                                                      San…Sant…Sant…a…aw shucks

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