I laughed my lungs out!

A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was
astonished to see the bed was   nicely made,
and everything was picked up.  Then, he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, ‘Dad.’
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
And read the letter, with trembling hands.

‘Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that
I’m writing this to you.  I have eloped with my new
girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mum and you.

I’ve found true love with Tracy, but I knew you
would not approve, because of her piercings,
tattoos and her tight motorcycle clothes.  She is
also twelve years older than me.

But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant.
Tracy said that we will be very happy.  She owns a
hut in the woods, and has enough firewood for the
whole winter.  We share the dream of having many
more children.

Tracy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn’t really hurt anyone.  We’ll be growing it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the
commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS, so Tracy can get better.

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 now and know how to take care
of myself.  One day , I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so
you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, from your son,
Kenneth.
 
P.S.    Dad, none of the above is true.
I’m over at  Jason’s house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table.
Let me know when it’s safe to come home.