Just speaking the truth about having a bald, clean shaven head!
Now first off, I just wanna say that I have no problem with guys who allow hair to occupy their heads. I think you should do what you feel is best. Hell, I used to be one of you guys about 14yrs ago until I decided to make a hair style change. Plainly put, BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!!! Guys, there is no better feeling than getting out of the shower after a nice clean shave and feeling the lightly chilled breeze as it covers your head like an invisibly cool ,yet comforting, hat. Then you put a light glaze of cocoa butter on your head and buff it to a nice glassy gloss. I know, it sounds great….that’s because it is!!! And lets not forget about all the money you can save on hair cuts. Maintaining a bald head is as simple as an occasional shave about 2-3 times a week…no problem right? If I haven’t convinced you yet, then lets not forget about the ladies. The women love the bald head; especially when it’s nice and shiny with that nice glossy finish. They can’t help but touch it. Then the touching leads to rubbing it. Rubbing leads to kissing it and the next thing you know, she has your head between her warm breasts trying to decide if her breasts are bigger than your head.( Editors Note : this only applies if the female has big enough breasts to handle such a task…see my earlier blogs for more details). I can only, truthfully, speak on what I know about and trust me, if it’s anything I know about…It’s the life a bald head guy. By the way, when I say bald head I mean shaven head. If your just balding naturally…get that shit off ya head son or join some hair club and get some help for goodness sakes. FLDizzle
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