The worst pick up lines you’ll ever hear!

There’s nothing worse than a guy with a bad pick up line! You don’t know whether to laugh, or to cry when you hear the words come out of their mouth. The really sad thing is, some of these guys think they’re pick up lines will definitely work. Here are some of the worst ones I’ve come across.

“is your father an alien? because you’re out of this world!”

“did you fart? because you blew me away!”

“you must be a light switch, Because you turn me on!”

“i lost my phone number, can i have yours?”

“if you were a booger, I’d pick you first!”

“hi, i’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me.”

“you must play the trumpet, because you make me horny!”

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