Sorry, but empty beaches are only in the movies:

1. It’s too crowded. You get all the college people out on their breaks, and as if by instinct they all head to the beach. Then you get all the natives who just like to hang out and stay all sya on prime property reading a book.
2. The sand is annoying and can get in some uncomfortable places. Getting it out of there without causing public embarrassment can be kind of hard.
3. Sunburn! It pretty much explains itself. And yes, I am talking to you Casper.
4. Seagulls steal your stuff and annoy you to death. You wouldn’t believe how many people lose earrings, rings, bracelets, watches, and even sunglasses to those annoying pests for which there is no use,
5. People who can’t play volleyball hitting you with the ball. That’s a killer especially when the beach supplies people with the court. My advice, steer clear of the court unless your in the game.
6. Little kids either bothering you or having to watch yours. I can’t tell you how many kids have come up to me and asked if you would play with them or if you to help them with their sandcastle. Then watching the little munchkins is no way to relax now is it?
7. Never, ever go to the beach in the afternoon. There will be no place for you to go and you’ll either end up just sitting around doing nothing all day or going back home which really gets on the nerves.