Sick of us – Men vs. Women.
War. Somehow it would be called the eternal rivalry of two armies of Venus and Mars. Galactic conflict devoid unprecedented and lasting miliónročia left many bloody victims. Notes to sleep, comfort and destroys it bothers us. First post of the intellectual – Why solve the same things around if they want to finally solve it? And why flog an empty straw. To finally find that needle in a hay stack?
Today, here and now in this unique one-hour day and H D are all resolved, explain everything, everything is settled.
Let the carnage begin …. Skeleton and Querk.
.: Challenged by us.
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Men vs women
or war against the windmill.
Close your eyes for a moment. Imagine the most beautiful part of the week. Monday morning around 6:00. Are carrying the heated modern car to work. Cursing every second spent outside the bed praying that the last day “Friday’s – pay”. Gnaw your fingernails that boss did not catch one of those his perfect mood, after which your confidence will resemble the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Beautiful idyll, equal to four sleepless nights spent marching on the spot through extra smart neighbor, which must be released in Catholic radio loud to the voice of God came into your ear, can thwart only one single thing. And that a presenter of radio, which entered the all-day theme – who has an easier life, men or women? –
In the wound was changed to idilka ghastly horror. Pull the sky, and dense clouds are you spouting fire and brimstone. Pleasant traveling companions in the car is transformed into a bloodthirsty beast dupajúce the slightest hint of resistance to them. Even if you take the fact that people even thought of in such improper assembly – 1 man vs 4 women – to consult a given problem. It is unclear if it turned out. To know more details look at the nearest medical ambulance.
Women are abundant! (Long live the man’s logic!)
We know from biology lessons. Species is divided into two groups. Males and females. Each individual has a physical, psychological and other equipment for the group characteristic. One comes stronger, hardier ones second. Nature thought of everything and even where it would appear that outweigh the negatives, find balance, because it applies across the universe. Visibly or invisibly. In humans, it is normal to have someone on a different view. However, experience under the weight of history and today, we well as usually treated in a given view, the view is not received the attention of a larger audience. To be well hey, silence comes, fight or bad arguments leading to the twisted across subjects. It is apparent that someone does not want to acknowledge a mistake and looking for a path to his opponent’s poisoned and occupied the podium winners. In doing so, the truth lies under the noses of everyone.
You guys all the time just think on this one!
Man. That sounds ridiculous, right?. Three letters are not sufficient to indicate the “ruler of the world”. Head of the family, or noble Emperor is synonymous. As chief king of creation, is very important to plan things, starting with a long philosophical debate on the current trends of humanity pollitrom beer Steiger (complement other popular brand, every guy has some) and ending with endless analysis of statistics and results of “the world’s oldest sport – soccer .
It is understandable for such a burst of duties, he forgets about the little type – do you breakfast, wash dishes, and finally purchase the Swap socks …
Struggles to redemption of the ‘unknown half of the (in some “authorities” to two units) to forget one – the truth.
Yes, this is so. Lazier part of the brain is often activated in the najnehodnejšiu moment (like the Center for the truth, especially at a time when the wife asks whether it is to lose weight.) But why is it so? Could it work for? Coming from third parties facts that make communication difficult and life a little wittier. Perfection male / group of those who do not do stupid / corrupt few little things. Women either do not understand the function of the body or lack of knowledge of their exploits.
Male version 3.1 does not support multitasking!
* We can not do 4 things at once,
* 100 votes hear at once,
* Not think over 1000 options
* We have no memory at all
* Do not see the micro-conversion appearance (earrings etc)
* Women do not have a decoder and row-reading word order,
** (List for the duration dramatically shortened.)
Nature bestowed upon us men of exceptional ability and the compromise we had to give up some features. I ask a little sympathy.
Woman.: Baby, look at me. What do you see?
man. New hairdo?
Woman.: No, you idiot. Handbag
Well, let’s say from time to time men forget a few little things, you overlook some petty change your hair, or a sudden change color earrings. That does not mean that their life is a cakewalk. To be a man? In order not a problem (in theory).
From the age of minus 1 would start your woes. The half number of chromosomes and thus greater risk to the capture of hereditary diseases are tiny uhniezdi in the crib to last once and tasted peace and love. Because of birth is one neobzrie its city. Nobody praised, or nepritúli – why? – For a guy! Guys do not cry. No wonder that many “brothers in arms” wave complexes of unresolved childhood, destroying the future of the already quite frustrated high blood (eye) pressure, dysgraphia or reduced libido. Boys tend to be naturally energetic and neposlušnejší. But that does not correlate the plans of parents who punish their fist, as the guy falls. By making it not only demotivating any future efforts to better drops into the channel’s history, but it also reduces him his IQ needed to decipher the formula – good or evil? / Drink, and drink? / Marry, so let’s rather / –.
Continuing school, where the sea night continues, only changing the form of war on street full of violence and intimidation, where Darwin’s law applies iron-tight. Having no support from anyone closes all doors to the outside world and creates a shield. So he starts to choke a teenager, because they start to wake up “the soil immoral” causing more problems on the 300x and 500x faux pas. Dokončiac school in hopes of improving it hooks any nearest “half Velvet”, which it will pick up like a Hrabjenka Drákulová Pijavicová, and after our guy left or bone, which would be worthwhile to dig the grave. Apart from the fact that hazardous work and the last place in the Titanic rescue boat – without the emotional or financial compensation – only prischnú – men … and really the only one thing clear in my life “is only one for which all men think ‘
Between language – poet would say that men give early light than women. Because soils are the same, just have a different way “to light”. By the meaning of life that reminds No.2 in every blog and will do so hopefully after that day, we must do something to posterity was created. Not enough just to want. Like this nature must be arranged and we arrange, because who wants to survive in the system, must submit to the system. Although we all know that already do not live in prehistoric times, where loose morals were rampant as alternation of day and night. Or they should not be surprising since it was necessary to replace those brave warriors who die every day to keep the community moving. Alternatively, items left by archaeologists to be present and to what do we, ordinary taxpayers lived in fear that the State darmožráčsky saged person and sucks.
Although we do not understand all the reasons why starting a blow below the belt. Biology does not admit. Indeed, even those who would like to. Yeah. Some people curse the distribution of sex and “all its mechanisms.” Born as “asexual it” has many advantages. Any ideas emerging that the worst moment, secondary characters and ignorant views.
To hear the truth?
Single and eternal, which is repeated so often that it is the dream of many shouted?
The differences are that it is complementary. If someone can not cook but build a house, plant a tree so it fits the individual, which is welded and comforts troubled soul. All mechanisms, and those in quotation marks have a clear function. Ensure the functioning of communities. How chainrings expensive Swiss watch brand Quartz, which of course we do not do advertising, fit together. The division of tasks only shortens the time needed to perform the operation. Exactly the time that “demetnejšia layer of the population” Planet Earth only in vain stupidity.
Could it be worse? – Yes. Now imagine (from a male perspective) that you’re on, you live in Hrabjenkou Drákulovou pijavicovou and its small Pijaviciatkami (translation: ungrateful family) and find a strange animal which has everything an individual does not value and appreciate it.
Until someone is bored, I’ll let him hoe potatoes together.
How in the world find Jing Yang vídavame. Moribund druh Gentleman is in contrast to the – “animal species in a permanent rut, those who on that woman’s place is the only target … ! Ready, Fire! …
They have no compassion, they do not know common sense. Ožierať all day and then come home, throw a family out of the house. Then one fine day they all stand in a queue and vytrieskať helter-skelter. Order can not robots, extra heavy galley, where the slave labor was only a dream promotion in the work area. The families made rug, and they should thank God that it should. … This just no words. One would have normally liked the reintroduction of the death penalty. They do shame us all – good, trying to build a perfect society. I do not know whether it all comes practice, maybe out of boredom. Work and nothing else. .. … or it is just the tip indecent “quasi-control center (brain would be the word for the brain insult). By that someone is bored and that the complexes do not know their problem valves peers. It is the beef of the highest degree. Look at these fools we two – Skeleton and Querk – as a perfect gentleman of the crystal palace of superb ability to bring up a dozen children.
For God’s sake! If someone can be so rude? Could it be that education could? Or Harry Poter, or Martians? (Is not that clear, it is a cynical comment)
Or is it in this world already programmed so that the boys were playing on the biggest peckárov, the strongest that you Obuch on all walls 6 Stennis rooms or drown in a spoonful of your blood.
SOMETIMES inability to understand the deeper meaning of the word RESPONSIBILITY?
Her God! (Not Karl), it’s such a problem to understand? The only thing the robot man should really be only and only family. Bring food, how the times Mamutských. Protection against rain, or make a fire. Build a house, plant a tree. It is a little on the robot? And when someone is bored let try circumnavigate the globe the rubber boat.
Only he knows what to feed the family and protect loved ones
has the right to call themselves men.
Well, now let’s see the next door. The political movement WOMEN find a long list of unresolved problems. Therefore continue with the analysis ….
Women have a clear role of the biology. Bring offspring into the world. For a given target are tailored to what is seen at a glance. Anatomically it Take to heart that they were under growing little man. After birth, the baby’s mother snuggle, feed and protect. Can anything be more beautiful? Even if Bill Gates gave Windows free download. It would not be enough. It just is a holy activity. Everyone knows what this word means mother. To be or should not be too much to break down …
From the darkness emerges a big problem. Some women desire to have offspring, others say, “only two kids and enough”. Alternatively, some waiting for her prince and miss the train.
Biological system is simply not turn on and off at will. And there the shoe pinches. The body just one day go mad, mind, hormones begin to flow, as shown in the mood swings, eventually increasing neurological activity (greater sensitivity to pain). And that’s not the worst. Curses each monthly cycle. Economically, psychologically, biologically and logically challenging thing, which serves only to conceive a child. When a woman wants only one child, why not disable it? Because the body thinks that we are in prehistoric times and is necessary for our 9mld premnoženosti contribute a little water to the mill. And yet it encapsulates the truth sugar … imagine that there will be some úchil. After psychological trauma, social trauma arrives, accompanied by the eternal struggle “abortion – yes or no” (in the case of either decision, the woman is excluded from society) and ultimately economic trauma …
From a psychological perspective, we see also some details. npr. also “reading from faces”. I know that when the lead girls in conversation and work on ourselves constantly. Blaming the face of the other emotions are in a chain of formulas at the end of the reaction is. This is very important for babies during the first months of life. Mothers are able to respond to its needs without crying. On the other hand it teaches expressing emotions. These are the main building block of life. Of course this has a psychological aspect of disease. With no eye contact, women are confused and immediately seek redress / / You do not desire to look into my eyes? / /. You would not believe what he can do a view of the psyche, let alone warrant defiance. If a woman says that something needs to be done, man must think of the primary tone, beginning with the sentence, the intonation and the accompanying idea of the final full stop, exclamation mark or hidden. With complete analysis is necessary to consider the words used to eventually reached a conclusion as to whether “it is necessary to enact the trash immediately or only after an hour.” In the case of options either Contending man never fails to do well. Then follows the educational punishment.
And biologically and psychologically, women are (and always will) Mother. They need to educate all 10tis Km in radius, in many children out, chairs, a neighbor or pet animal naughty dirty curtain. Who does not obey, get dinner, or get the worst punishment – Slander.
A woman can defame 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Scientists always have recognized the mysterious part of the brain that can transform normal speech and performance on verbal mud. This can not be found or scanner, or cerebral Nano-graphite. Do you think that there? How then can vilify the globe, including Barack Obama, in a short time, for which no computer can graphically portray the letters of this document …?
Overall, in our view, males are able to think smarter. (It is not because the two of us we have just men, it is just a coincidence as when throwing a firecracker waiting or explode or not). We understood that because of the things waiting for us in the heavenly gate lines. Consider the way that God had in creating a stock pile all sorts of things, and the last one that remained to him was called Intelligence. It is clear that he wanted to be fair and every kind of gave the same amount of IQ. But here there came a break. This is on the ground that more women than men – must be lots intended for women to share a greater number than with the opposite sex. It is not just theoretical knowledge.
Sailing whole life, we observed that the theoretical estimation previnulo into practice. Do not believe? – Have you ever seen a woman reading magazine? .. you were mistaken – she only viewed images. To documentary picture you can see exactly what you would really see a woman if you have glasses that display “live intelligence”.
And it is strange that someone adored anime girls?
Imagine a school. Then a student comes to class which 95% are people “nežnejšieho sex”. Once the first thing you may notice a murderous look at him from a group of models “because he was not god gifted 100% by the anatomy of the body or face beauty eventually 75% elaborated on the body muscles. What “incompetent lame duck nasty rough and ready” zmôže? Leda’s Dream that discuss only the vast minority, and also so that “told”. Pupil sits at the place and accidentally hears a word on the “classmates models. Sharpens up ears, noting in their conversation still repeating “what type of guy they like.” They see us as a lifetime curse, so why are they an essential part of communication. “Aye did you see it today … oh.” Then goes to their second issue and a subject figure. Consider it as they have for one gram more, two hair sit them falsely, and today I had to wear things that schools were wearing a week ago.
Drink, smoke, swear, all day behave less well as pigs and then they ask why in some way look like? Mother Nature can be bestowed upon us the ability to regenerate after a car accident ugly but I do not think that waiting for such a harsh attack from long-term destruction of the body of a calf. Doing so should be more that happy with their lifestyle they still hand neodpadli. Man enough to enrage, if you specify the individual to start saying that men are better, they do not know what a pain. Women think that to be born as a guy has nothing but benefits. But why here we will explain – to understand men. And even if we try to explain women will say that this is true or will the body look for new bugs to offset the weight of our biological growth that is heavy with the whole world, whether from men and women, or male and female.
Bab is a major crap about their system for defamation and that such a gold in the eyes and behind the backs of mud. He knows when you only want something and yet you so hate. Consider the example again with the school … often is the model in the rear view saying “attempt” was that you forgot to report. What about the rights. Comes to you. You are surprised that what is about to close “and she goes to us in class?” Because you never even nepozdravila. Fits loli sight and begs you for mercy. Just a little hint that “no” and no longer feel the ax in the back. Women are simply not accepted in any way. You like models, you’ll have a lot of dust and you will be totally perfect in the world rarity born a man but they are not like your behavior and demeanor, for that would not have to be ashamed of any member of the royal family. You do not have! you’ll just have to adapt. What they want to be what you want you can do yourself or cough up straight afterwards.
Why are we trying to masculine sex (not only among the species Homo sapiens) in nature, take a female appearance or behavior? Consider, for example, butterflies … males by their female dance show that is the right one, or deer are able to kill only females and thus to be kept to yourself. Why is it then that. These are mainly for the family, which also then neglected, we all live in them swear that it’s just another kilogram on our iron ball which ťaháme still behind, or we are concerned only about satisfying our male instinct? Everyone in this world friend, not only of natural history films but mainly from my own experience.
As I say this I can also tattooed on the forehead. “I must if I want to be but if you want me to take care of either by itself or later račej bother! For them, we service all over the world. We galavieri as CYP, we buy flowers billion in the account throughout the day as they buy and pull in front of what friend have a good man, but while you’re doing (husband) and not everything is as you turn around?
Their next major stupidity is also that of all the fun stops quickly – in any way will not last long and even the “perfect” boyfriend. Because they find the second better and richer (poor).
Continuing through the world of cyberspace / Fejsebúkovský. Take a picture with the bra našpúlenými lips and the photo inscribed “ah how ugly I was there” just waiting for good coments to consolidate its beautiful ego. Photo shoot in lingerie and pictures show the confirmation of all that speaks But it is a tragic example of narcissism. For example, judging a man also understands statistics announcing declining matrimonial ceremonies or reduced fertility (and thus increased marketability of porn).
Reasons to become a woman is a lot. Only so much that many men decided to go to their side. Even before birth, become the focus of attention, because every girl desires, because they are cute and obedient. Continuing lifelong worship of the male.
We have a hard life, it hurts us all
and men as we are the factory to the offspring.
Why not to become a woman? Well, in addition to written above is that from birth, every man looks at you as an object to fulfill the desire. Then comes the nursery, where if you have no nylons, no friend with you not included. In the case of a skirt, you are constantly under attack boys. If you let your hair grow longer – the same thing. Continuing school, which is difficult world, where you or your own parents do not understand To conclude, at least to himself – his own body. But after age 11 you also disappoint – it will whip. Not only that, if successful attack some pervert you pripletie the way the last nail in the coffin – a child. Bit is repeated, but this is necessary. The last nail is by condemnation. If you like this to happen (or anything with a similar category), have an exciting future ahead. Maid of a “master of creation”. After finally met your biological role comes not worn at work. Conceived as a two-way traffic – robot + at home. Ongoing work, underestimation of the family and the husband will only accrue years and finally just sweep the dust, what will happen to the remains after death. Unfilled dreams.
We discussed the good and bad women. On the advice of the worst to come. Living outside the system, or common sense, selling the “temple of virtue” for a few euros. Prezliekajúca is so easy that it tooth and nail to hold the ground, lest neodletela into space.
Such women are good to avoid, because the reservoir of disease, perhaps even in past times – the time of the dinosaurs. All day activities include ice from the implementation of a recovery bed gymnastics and perpetuating liver Accidental evening cup. After 50 to enroll for a policy made good use of its extensive experience in major reform of health and education, which ultimately is the only thing. The lowest female body question.
Only that which can give out guidance and love and responsibility to educate,
has the right to be called the right woman.
Now let us make one big thick line.
We will clarify all the pros and cons of stakeholders. Men are just as perverted as women. Equally gallant grow fonder as sex, I just stupid as “the others”.
Question – what is it?
SAK WE PEOPLE FOR STROKES Christ. There can never be completely perfect man!
To disagree, you are ripe for psychiatry. Na bushes Mary must guess because d * b * lným petty things, they are irrelevant. There is no better once and for all connect as one big group and to address what is important – our future -? There is no better than to love to hate? Not have a better family than to stay alone in the world as a finger and blame people around?
So finally note “you people on planet earth” and neriešte bullshit type of men vs. women, because we naštvete!
. NEXT time.
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Indeed, the last or “cloves in a coffin”. . .
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