I don’t believe in self denial or trial by ordeal if it comes to that, I wouldn’t want any one pulling out my whiskers if I was a big old pussy cat.

I don’t really understand selflessness, life’s too short and there are too many mouths to feed; if we don’t stop  breeding out of control this whole stinking toilet is going to go up in flames (it’s already started to happen with forest fires and jungles being destroyed) just like Jim Morrison predicted 40 years ago.

Old people can be very greedy when it comes to feeding, I’ve seen a thinly disguised stampede in a hotel in Cyprus when a starting pistol was fired and the geriatric guests herded into the dining room, devouring everything in sight, no quarter given or asked for.

And what will happen in our overcrowded world if there comes a time when farmers get too depressed or worn out to grow food for the unappreciative masses? Especially the silver surfing snowbirds who think they have the right to live forever, and who are now too clever at ‘coffin dodging’ for the whole of humanity’s good.

Of course it just isn’t done to consider the old of your own species as a pest, and the best that should be done for them once they’ve gone ga ga and doubly incontinent, is a hastily blessed euthanasia termination; no better than extermination the more self righteous of you will declare. But can you imagine how much care and attention even one advanced case of Alzheimer’s needs? And multiply that by millions? I hope someone will humanely put me out of my misery if it happens to me and I’m left drooling in a soiled ‘nappy’ for days.

The days of ‘Swine flu’ and ‘Ring a ring o’ roses’ (the plague in general) are upon us; I almost got detained and quarantined at Bangkok International Airport recently because some fiendish machine had detected a high temperature count; I’m not surprised I was sweating, I’d walked for about half a mile since getting off the plane trying to find my way out.

Even though I now have a home in a ‘tropical paradise’ I feel no reason to be optimistic, there are too many macho fools here, riding round on motorbikes in the baking heat, causing noise and air pollution from an ominous rumble to a sickening, deafening roar. This socially retarded behaviour when the world’s being dragged through the floor by too much negative human activity.