This is my answer to the challenge called by Love Doctor using the words, telephone, cookie jar, hypocrite and city. It gave me a good excuse to write another few lines about Sister. She’s a good ole girl but she can be a pain in the butt. She is fun to write about, though. How many more will follow suit? I’m interested to see what every one comes up with.
Sister, are you talking on the telephone again?
Will you pipe down over there? I can’t remember what I was saying when you keep bellowing in my ear like that.
Well, excuse my grits. I didn’t know you was up on your high horse again. I was just going to ask you to get off the blamed telephone long enough to let me call Brother. You know I’m worried that old tire blew out before he got to the city.
You worried about Brother, I’m not buying any of your snake oil. You ain’t worried about doodelly squat. You’re just mad because I ain’t filled up the cookie jar.
Now, sister you know you promised to make me some of them good hickory nut cookies of yours if I stayed home with you. I might have knowed you would be an old hypocrite.
My lord Lacy, it’s like being nibbled to death by a duck, the way you keep on nattering at me, but I’ll make them cookies before you give yourself a heart attack. There ain’t no quicker way to bring the devil to your door than whining and complaining, but if nothing else will do you, get in here and call brother, Well, mercy sakes, there’s his cell phone laying on the coffee table.
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