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Size Matters: Smaller is Sometimes Better

M Stokes on Feb 1, 2009
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10 things that are better when smaller.

  1. A woman would prefer a small waist as opposed to a larger waist.
  2. A teen would prefer a small zip rather than a big one.
  3. A traffic offender would prefer a small fine over a large fine.
  4. A woman standing on scales would rather see a small number instead of a larger number.
  5. If you accidently pass gas or belch in public, you would prefer it be a small one rather than a big one.
  6. Anyone who pays bills would rather small bills as opposed to larger bills.
  7. You wish that your parents would give your children smaller amounts of chocolate and sweets, instead of larger amounts.
  8. Small/Average sized bras are easier to purchase.  Extra large bras must be special ordered.
  9. A woman would prefer give birth to a small or average (6-8lbs) baby rather than a larger one (10+ lbs)
  10. Anyone would much rather clean up a small mess over a BIG mess!!
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  • Westbrook on Feb 1, 2009

    It would be interesting to put two lists together comparing preferences of small and large and see which one comes out on top. Nice write.

  • R.B. Parsley on Feb 1, 2009

    These are ten very good reasons to choose smaller over larger. Excellent Writing, M Stokes

    Randy

  • papaleng on Feb 1, 2009

    10 reasons rolled into one intelligent piece. like it

  • M Stokes on Feb 1, 2009

    Thanks for the comments :)

  • Darla Smith on Feb 1, 2009

    Very good article!

  • nesita on Feb 2, 2009

    number 4 is so true for me.

  • hfj on Feb 2, 2009

    Would you druther have a small bank account or a large one. Would you druther have a big home or a little one. I’ll agree with you on your article though, small is better on all those things you mentioned.

  • M Stokes on Feb 2, 2009

    Hi Darla, Nesita and hfj, thanks for your comments :)

    hfj, yes, I would much rather a larger bank account. lol

  • Johnny Yuma on Feb 2, 2009

    Bank account larger and some other things as well, but a lot of things smaller like the speeding tickets I alwsys got it seemed like every time I got one it got larger, and what was fair about that except to the police station that the cop worked for? I know one thing nothing about it was fair to my pocketbook.
    Great job my friend.
    Johnny Yuma

  • denus on Feb 2, 2009

    very nice article and very funny ones!

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