A friend told me that if you smell the odour of a skunk it is a sign that you will come into some money.
By Jim Swettenham
(c) November 27, 2009
I have a dear friend, she is a fan
Told me and now I’ve got a plan
She said riches come with smell of skunk
I’d never heard it and who’d a thunk
So I got to thinkin’ that in the dark
Her and I could go and spark
And in the process we could screw
Up the courage to find a skunk or two
Now I’m not really all that afraid
If by a skunk I should get sprayed
Eyes might water, my skin might itch
But would be worth it if I got rich
Oh, but then what is the use
I’d spend my money on tomato juice!
(In case you aren’t aware, a bath in tomato juice removes skunk odours – jimbo)
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