“Wanna smoke?”

  ”Sure, lets do this.”

“I dipped this whole bud in some hash…..so we’re about to get blowed the fuck back!”

  ”Whoa, nice!”

“We should smoke it out of Pukey.”

  “What the hell is a pukey?”

“My Hookah. One sec, I’ll bring it out.”

  “Damn. When did you get that thing?”

“A few weeks ago.”

  “So, uh….. Why did you name it Pukey if you don’t mind me asking?

“Haha, you’ll see.”

  “This is the first time I have used a hooka to smoke something other then flavored tobacco. And its a bud dipped in the hash oil! Woot, hold up. Let me take a few deep breaths before we hit this.”

“This shit is going to make us choke without a doubt.”

  “That’s a pretty packed bowl there man.”

“Hahaha, oh yeah!”

  ”Aight lets do this damn thing.”

“Okay 1,2,3 pull”

  “Cough..cough..cough..cough. Holy..cough…eeez..cough..is..cough rice.. WHOA DAMN!”

“Cough..cough..see man…cough..i told this was ..cough..going to choke you out.”

  “Oh snaps! Cough..Its got a good cher..cough..cherry going, keep hitting that shit man.”

“Fat hits..cough..cough..cough.. fat hiiiitssss….cough”

  “Goodness gracious …cough.. I gotta catch my breath. Whew….man.. this thing is a beast!”

“Yeah, its grabbing me by the booboo.”

  “No kidding.”

“Oh yeah. This is where I wanted to be alllll daaay looong! Sigh, finally.”

  “You’re telling me man, I agree. As a matter of fact this is the first smoke I’ve had all day. So you know I’m getting stoned of my rocker, haha!”

“Haha, well lets smoke it up cuz.”

  “Fire that shit back up!”

“Cough..cough..”

  “Cough..cough..”

“Cough.. I made this hash earlier..cough.. today.

  “Cough.. good shit..cough.”

“Oh yeah i dumped all the keef, loose buds and all the stuff that settled on the bottoms of the bags together.”

  “Haha, a ‘Hash Medly Mix’ thats some mighty delicious honey.”

“There’s still a few more hits left.”

  “Oh fuck man…seriousness? I havent recovered yet from the last few pulls, haha.”

“Haha, yeah I need a smoke break after this one.”

  “Haha, well lets kill this shit then.”

“Cough..cough..”

  “Cough..cough..oh”

“Cough..gotta hold that shit in man…cough..cough..ha..cough..ha..cough..”

  “Cough..cough..GAAAAGAGAAGAACKK!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! See…..Pukey….HAHAHA!