As I see it, we have 3 options about the current global warming crisis on our hands:

1. Do nothing and hope for the best. This may appeal to the lazy and politicians.

2. Stop all those inuit – shooting, polar bear – drowning petrol guzzlers and go back to nature. Yup that means no TV or Playstation. Ouch. Or I guess we could have methods of sustainable energy – like solar panels and giant hamster wheels instead of treadmills.

3. Do nothing because it is the natural course of nature to have these ups and downs and everyones making a big whoop – dee – doo about sod all.

Tempting though the others are – I guess I ought to say number 2 is the best and we should all get giant hamster wheels fitted immediately. I pick number 2! Now go hug trees people!