Some of Many Bad Compliments, Questions, and Lines

Poetic Angel on Jan 10, 2009

How not to compliment and what not to ask or tell a man or a woman.

How many months are you? Every woman that looks pregnant is not pregnant.

If a woman has a mustache, do not ask if she is a man or a woman.

You’re pretty for a dark skinned lady.

You’re cute for a big woman

You’re cute for a big man

I picked up your hair off the ground. Yes, many women wear weave. She does not need you to hand it to her after a fight.

I’m full, do you want the rest of my food. Every big person does not want your leftovers.

Do not ask can you have or borrow something after you’ve taken or grabbed it.

Do not ask a fat, blump, or chunky woman if your clothes make you look fat if you’re a skinny or not so skinny woman.

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Milton H Peebles III on Jan 10, 2009
Would you believe that I know some people that would argue against the common sense you have written here.

It seems to me that with each passing year, more and more people lose their sense.
Marathongman on Jan 10, 2009
Some excellent things to remember
Jasin on Jan 10, 2009
Lol, funny read!
denus on Jan 12, 2009
this made me laugh,

oh btw i added you

cheers,

denus
Dry Ink on Jan 14, 2009
Very funny.
hfj on Jan 26, 2009
There is two things i learned at a very early age not to ask a women. Her age or her weight. Well done.
Leah Reyes on Jan 29, 2009
This made me laugh. The things you mentioned are so true.
SZM on Apr 18, 2009
Yes, I agree.
Littlekid137 on Sep 12, 2009
Haha this was pretty funny. I got a good laugh, thank you.
Bo Russo on Sep 12, 2009
Ha yeah funny.
Karen Gross on Sep 12, 2009
Hilarious because they are soooo true!
The Reporter on Sep 12, 2009
I\’m not trying to be mean, but none of that was funny.
Poetic Angel on Sep 12, 2009
I didn’t intent to be funny. Just so happens it was funny to those that read
Morgana on Sep 12, 2009
Lol Well, I found it entertaining and truthful
thuanynguyen on Dec 22, 2009
A great article!
Teyah on Jul 18, 2011
Wow this is glorious lol

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