Some Questions about House Cleaning

1) Why do cats run from the vacuum when they’ve seen you do it thousands of times? 

2) Why do we clean when no one is coming over?

3)  Why do we clean when we invite friends over?  A true friend understands the mess and doesn’t need the show.

4) Where does dust come from?  If it is residual from the Big-Bang God should have also staged a Big-Vacuum.  Cleanliness is next to Godliness, right?

5)  Whose idea was the black stove.  It shows grease and occasional cat-paw prints.  Baby’s busted.

6)  Laundry: why does it seem to increase exponentially according to the time you have to do it?  The less time, the more laundry. 

7)  Lint screens.  Please refer to number 4 and apply.

8)  Why is it that you can set one task for yourself say, defragging your hard-drive and end up cleaning the whole house?

9)  Who invented the bottom sheet with the elastic corners?  Absolutely brilliant.

10) Why do we make beds, just to get in them again?